aviculor:

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prokopetz:

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

Willy Wonka’s factory was a literal deathtrap of OSHA violations and the plot of the movie was him hot-potatoing ownership on someone else before he could be caught and fined millions of dollars a day.

I post too many serious things

transstripes:

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pikminlesbian:

i installed the owo extnesion. what a terrible decision

im going to be sick

kaitooooooooh:

I’m sorry…

I, in a moment of great weakness, decided to use a free fantasia I had to change into a lalafell T_T I sort of miss my Elezen already as I’m sure all of you do. But please respectfully allow me the time to mourn this great loss.

Totally forgot, I’ll put pics up tomorrow, it’s like 5:30 and this loser needs rest, it’s storming and I’m tired :|

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If so, reblog with your character name!

King Noxaelius

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Saffron Yesenia and Nani Laniakea

Ivaan Arkwright

Ariawyn Ferrand and Lelani Leka There’s also Alaric’s characters, Alaric Carstairs and Davos Renati.

Dice Domino

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I’m an altoholic :C

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Kazuhiro Williams

Tengri Qestir, Nickel Nightfuse, Ivory Heaven, and Yehn’ir Fyrin are the ones I’m usually on lately.

Noche Nightfuse, Tatewaki Kusushi

Eloise Daemond, Ciciera Freeheart

Nefzen Zhwan here!

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Pepper Nunhbreaker >.>

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X’halas Thyran -humps the round!- x3

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(I have alts but… I like to keep them off to the side. Haha)

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Lithia Lacrima, Rayfa Ejinn, Ledith Rosenberg, Lucien Ejinn, Qatun Bayaqud, Rhonjha Mhyta, Blazing Heart, Historia Lunaris
.. I’m an altoholic

Paracelsus Rosenberg
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Ishizaka Sosetsu
Khusen Qestir
A'zhur Nunh (name change eventually)
Cezhil'to Aristhe (again, pending namechange)
Toqto'a Arulaq

I too am an altoholic

Khunbish Adarkim, Halcyon Sapphira, Lacuna Conri

I’m really only ever in Khunbish though

Valia Rosa, Brinn Rosa, Ralin Thalin, Tin Man, Alberic Grimmeau, Chanar Himaa, Daire Hawke

I do play them all actively.

Lyn’Thena Stoh & Y’Nitsah Kentze

The only two I have on Balmung and currently the most active (for as much as I was) is Whisper

Maqali Hotgo, Khachi Qestir, Daca’to Dolabnha

Noze’a Thamyu, Antoineau Fierlaine, Qata’to Anbolho, Bayan Angura, Dorgene Kha, Emmanellain Hourlinet, Kogyoku Maibito, Corbeaux Vepois (will be xferring to Balmung in a day or two)

Sun-rah Osiris, Chi’gu Kagon and Ixtoli Danasseus are the three you’ll see me on the most

Hana Maryam

Dex Skyfire

Yorumatsu Hiyoshi

Sarnai Sagahl

Artemis Himura

T'ayla Odah

Kaila Himua

Noelani Kita

Alice Rosewood

Aeric Remora

Aeran Remora

Vanelle Rosewood

Miravelle Blackwood

Mimila Mila

Lasaira Remora

Alliani Remora

I have lots of alts! :D

T’odd Ituha
Imogene Farwalker
Iro Kazanagi
Sarangerel Shulam
Dimitri Sommerset
Glacial Bloom

I do too, heh!

Hiroyuki Fukumoto and Khloe Fashonti o/

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Tiroro Roro and Thosengeim Pfaramwyn!

Chachanji Gegenji, primarily! Along with his brother Gogonji Gegenji, the Garlean Gaines Vacerrosa, and Grindstone staff regular Judge Jredthys.

Mathieu Desmarais~ walk up and say hi sometime ^^